Licence to Party!

i'm FREE next week. date me. PLEASE. =)Saturday, March 31, 2007

needless to say, i had a rockin' good time. =)

as jiale would say, "your day as a socialite a la paris hilton!"

hahahah. loved the Moet they served. loved the gorgeous lil cakes on the silver platter.

if u look really closely, or when jiale sends me the photo, u can see my HANDSOME. i ALMOST fainted when he appeared FIRST on the runway! you should ask jiale. my smile was so wide that it was stretched across my entire face. and my eyes were dazzled. and i tell u, it was LUST at first sight. GOSH. although my handsome raoul personnel was staring at my lust-filled face from the opposite front-row. hahaha.
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we proceeded to place jiale's number down so they'll call us when the stocks hit the store. =)

on another note, my stint at st marg's has ended. and i think i may find it harder to get these relief jobs since the market is SATURATED with these trainee teachers. well. of course they should get priority-they are making teaching their career. so well. i'm FREE next week. call me anytime man. hahah. i've got a new tuition job. think i just can't NOT do anything at all. i may gripe and complain, but i really need to be doing sth. hahah. reading a book all day is pretty boring. tuition-ing is better. and i help these kids. =)

i'm technophobic at times. i can't load any songs onto an mp3 player. that's only because i havent read the instructions. other times, i love fixing things around the house. simply coz it's pretty fun. i get a kick outta saving my tuition kid's mechanical pencil. hahah.

feelin' so tired these days. i can sleep on buses, trains, even for 2 stops. must be the 6 am mornings. after lemme see, 3 years of waking up, earliest, 6.20am to rush for mr. chan's crazy early morning physics class designed to help us beat all the other girls in tests and exams. nanyang is pretty mad eh. esp 4/9. hahah

think i may start preparing for sleep. night! =)

Hui Wen
3/31/2007 08:30:00 PM

FASHION SHOW and MORE!Thursday, March 29, 2007

HA! JESLYN! i KNOW how to label my posts ok. i see the thing below. hahaha.

no i havent ever been wasted. what's wasted? i'm so innocent la.

wasted=wasted money buying things u dont need? my pile of receipts can attest to that. wasted=wasted time slacking? yes. EVERY single minute at st margs. reading books. hahah. wasted= drank so much that you lose control of yourself? NAH. i wonder why jeslyn WANTS. ! =)

since i've still got a lil bubbly from the champagne at the show in my brain cells, i shall list silly things i've done. !

1) i forgot what i wanted to type.

2) i LOVE Mr. Bean coz he's so crazy and funny!

3) i am in LOVE with some male clotheshorse.

4) though i kinda mixed him up with some other guyS.

5) i sat in coffee bean to rest my feet-got tortured in my newly-acquired heels.

6) i ACTUALLY am contemplating wearing the heels tmr.

7) no la. wear so nice to teach for what.

8) did i mention that i got molested by my st margs kids? not once, not twice, but 3/4 times. WHOA.

9) i slept on the train and thought i was on the bus to st margs.

10) i need to stop eating. so much. hahaha

i suddenly realised that i've gotta sleep. like. now.

i thought my dad was calling me. then i ran out to ask why. however. my dad and mum are deep in conversation. and no one called me.

it MUST be the champagne.

Labels: jeslyn thinks she's the only one who can do this random stuff

Hui Wen
3/29/2007 11:01:00 PM

Monday, March 26, 2007

i'm gonna have my ISLAND CREMERY and MR BEAN fix on wed.

i CAN'T wait!

i'm gonna ignore marcus and his taunts abt mr bean! i'm his No. 1 fan and i couldnt care less about other silly, jealous reviewers. ! hahahahah! maybe he'll read my blog and realise what a huge fan i am!

i bascially grew up on Mr. BEAN! his shows! i can rattle the ENTIRE storyline. and i watch the animated series with my cousins' kids too! =)

1) he met the queen

2) he went to the supermarket

3) he tried to cook for his girlfriend

4) he tried to take photo with the uk soldier

5) he got himself on a train bound to russia as cargo

6) he went to a fair

7) he played kiddy golf at a park

8) he got a haircut

9) he went to the supermarket

10) he went to the dentist

etc.

etc.!

Singapore Fashion Festival is gonna be lit up-by ME! =)

i'm going to the fashion shows.

Are you?

alright. that's a lil childish. HAHAHA. =)

night y'all!

Hui Wen
3/26/2007 11:12:00 PM

Music and LyricsThursday, March 22, 2007

st margs been well very tiring.

i'm shagged. from waking up at what is now deemed UNEARTHLY hours like 5.50am.

WHOA. and my busstop has got ppl selling marlboros.

i hope they dont ask me to buy. though i heard cigs make u more awake eh?

hahah. then i will go into st margs and plonk myself on the chair, surrounded by UNFRIENDLY teachers. esp this SUPPOSEDLY very cheekopek teacher. HAHAH. but he has NOT even looked me in the eye before, even when i sit RIGHT opposite him. oh well.

the food there is horrible.

i havent actually tried it.

once u step in, u will feel full.

so i've been drinking green tea.

the girls are nice! there ARE so many hot/cute/tanwithbraces girls! they are so sweet. and i'm like their FUNKIEST teacher. HAHAHA.

and yes, there IS a lil butch. i pissed her off coz i insulted her fav rapper. namely, enminem. do u spell it like that? gosh. so bimbotic. HAHAHA

there are SO many butches, or bungs as they call it.

i'm like the newest girl in class and they are all asking their other chinese class pals to come have recess with me. hahah. cool right.

then again. the food is unpalatable.

i have YET to go island cremery (island, they call it).

been rushing here and there all these days.

had shopping, MOVIE with nola! movie was MUSIC AND LYRICS!

I LOVE HUGH GRANT!

i am so gonna name my son HUGH.

check out this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWS4Alp43s

go watch the movie. it's STILL on! hugh grant's ass so cute. if any guy can do that on the dancefloor, i think he'd be soooo hot.

well. maybe it's just me. hahah

bristol talk at le meridien was very good. the prof is really really helpful and friendly. i have a personal invitation to go there and he'll host me! the other auntie is livid coz she was told to approach the undergraduate office if she's going with her son. HAHAHA. while i'm am going to be hosted by the pretty cute prof. =)

she tried to matchmake her son and i. i made a quick getaway. why? he so does NOT look like he's in the airforce. he's 20 this year. hahahh.

i wanna watch BEAN! =)

i'm his no. 1 fan. ! i'd be a hugh grant and mr bean groupie, if possible. HAHAH.

Hui Wen
3/22/2007 09:09:00 PM

Dwayne's POP Party!@MOS PERFECTIONIST!Saturday, March 17, 2007

yesterday was a BLAST!

too bad for yuna and huilian who pulled a no-show. TSK.

guess who got jiale, charlene, yanling into the party?

ME!

alright. bascially dwayne (an oxford-bound party pal) is nice. hahah ok so he wanted more "chicks" in the room. so well we shall oblige.
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nola was great fun, as usual! with cute and hot guys in the room. i was having so much fun!

met fab (known as manchester) and benduck and mr orange and singh and nicholas.

fun fun!

choice of poison: chivas on the rocks, lychee martini, vodka and the harmless lime juice!

waiting for dwayne to send me some photos. not those incriminating ones!

as usual mos was fun! and nola and i have been very bad. hahaha. we caused some girls sorrow when we hopped over to fab and co.

i've got a fren in nola's churchmate from st marg. guess i will have someone to wave to on MON! which reminds me, what to WEAR?!

i got such a workout yesterday. clubbing is like doing squats eh.

tuition later! hope my brain can still work and that all residual alcohol has been slept off. in that 2~3 hours of sleep we caught. hahahah.

i HAVE to go to island cremery next week. now that i've been exposed to it! hahah. i know. so slow!

looking forward to be ignored and having to regal the girls with tales of my happening life in ENGLISH when i actually am supposed to teach CHINESE.

looking forward to hooking up with a young lil butch.

Hui Wen
3/17/2007 05:28:00 PM

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS-Hui Wen styleThursday, March 15, 2007

i was wanqi's PERSONAL trainer on tues! made her do 4 sets of 15 rep of circuits and cardio in between while i stand there and laugh.

no i wasnt that mean! i joined in. and i did 20 rep. so i was hardworking.

we bullied small kids.

TSK. shame on you wanqi!

wanqi was invited to my house for a shower and a tour of my wardrobe. hahahah. then we went off to vivo looking like taitai (me!) and her maid/personal assistant (wanqi)! whoever asked her to don a crap-looking "outoftheocean" shirt. HAHAHAHA.

she REFUSED to pose for me in this romantic spot in vivocity.

check out this chinese junk at the cruise centre. i think it's a restaurant or sth. SO COOL!
now that SHLD be why we are at the vivocity viewing deck-to check out cool sights, and not just to compare the equipment at the planetfitness there with my gym!

got accessories! very chic, i must say. and my credit card got a lil overused too. HAHAH. =)

had rosti and mashed potato at marche. have i told you that their mashed potato ROCKS? like totally. either that or i was ravenous from my gymming and lack of lunch.

but we looked very much like we havent eaten for days!

and we saw SY's colleague-he-who-gave-me-a-lift-back-but-whose-name-escapes-me. hahahahh.

and we paid for our really quick meal and had a drink at coffee bean, piling on the calories in that GUILT-ridden mocha ice blended.

had a great time! talked abt how i might REALLY be an android-for i have NEVER ever liked anyone. seriously. hahah. i quizzed her on how it feels. and you are ALL welcome to tell me how it feels. so that i can learn to like someone. HAHAHAHAH. this is hilarious.

wed was NOLA's 19th birthday-the dawn of her coming of age, when she is SORE abt missing the bobbi brown make-up course that i talked abt. hahah. old ppl sometimes can be a lil strange. HAHAH.

rushed down immediately after i woke and reached coffee club in raffles place at 12! it was AWASH with office folks. i was lost. had to ask my sis who seems to have the map of the shenton way area on her hand.

good thing i called for a reservation. =)

today was spent learning abt singtel's internet sms. TOTALLY FREE! everyone go use it!

and checking out the dior saddle bag. the limited edition ones are way cool! =)

tuition was a horror. i bascially did the work for the LACKADIASICAL boy. i was SO bored.

well well.

tmr, i am going to party and have a great time with my havocers. =)

Hui Wen
3/15/2007 08:09:00 PM

EMPLOYED!Tuesday, March 13, 2007

i'm EMPLOYED!

foraweekatleast.

dear chow pei qian has gotten me a job a St. Margaret's to teach-----CHINESE! my FAVOURITE! =)

so i had to meet the teacher. got stood up. got bullied by the GO clerkS. got ignored. got laughed at by 3 aunties. BUT! the HOD supports me ok. i got the job. she stood up for me! =) HA!

so my strategy for theweekafterthemarchhols or simply the i'memployedweek, is to befriend the BUTCHES first. HA. i'll tell you why. the butches are like uber cool right. so they are the popular ones, the in crowd. so i shall be their fren, then ALL the other girls will like me too! maybe they'll even tell me if there's a shortcut to islandcremery instead of the LONG road the vehicles take. hahahah.

this strategy should work out. =)

if not. i'll dress up as a BUTCH! whoa. then i'll be cool right! HAHAHAHA! can you imagine me as a butch?

how dare u say u can. TSK. i'm so girly ok. HA.

gonna hit the gym with wanqi tmr! so exciting! i'm gonna be her buff personal trainer. yay!

then we're gonna hit town and play. ! =)

Hui Wen
3/13/2007 12:34:00 AM

it's FRIDAY! =)Friday, March 09, 2007

hiya!

to passerby, caiyun is my fren's fren from bowling.

to bong: we SHLD go out soon!

alrighty. today's tuition was cool because

1) my tuition kid is actually a girl, not a boy.

2) i think i managed to bewitch her half an hour into the lesson by talking some crap with her.

3) therefore, i am heading over AGAIN next week, meaning that i AM hired! =)

4) i need to sign in when i enter the condo, and today i got flirted at by the cute contractor. hahah.

5) the girl is one vainpot. kinda ahlian. but nice. she was overwhelmed by my speed when i speak.

6) she regaled me with tales of how catfights break out in the canteen at her school.

7) also, many sec 2 and sec 3 kids are FAMILIAR with the different types of condoms and they use them regularly-and i dont mean making balloons or whatever.

so to make up for my ulu-ness and unexciting stories, when she asked me if i skipped classes in jc, i said these exact words," of course! then i'll head to the track with my boyfriend and we'll have our fun there." ! HAHAHAH. hilarious. when i've been dateless for 19 years. ! alright. in the end i told her i was joking. i dont think she bought it. her school is TOO happening. ! i cant catch up. i'm in like a different era. that's what she thinks! hahah

8) she tells me that i will uber popular if i do relief teaching there. that is, if i just stand there and smile and hopefully wear some tiny skirt. HAHAH. i'm so inspired to call that school tmr to ask for vacancies. $$$$$$$!

9) in spite of all that talk, i taught her ionic bonding and kinetic theory and the atomic structure.

i MUST be the world's COOLEST tutor.

i am a gym fanatic . i gymmed immediately after tuition.

i feel those muscles!

i am so fit now. hahahahaha!

wanqi is going to have a helluva experience as i will be her personal trainer on tues. !

i shall go jogging tmr before i head out with jiale.

Hui Wen
3/09/2007 09:50:00 PM

Thursday, March 08, 2007

hello!

today was the outing of the tai-tais on a budget-Me, Jeslyn and Shuyi: the 3 slackers who have NTH to do at home and we decide what to eat, what to watch, what to drink during our free time!

we shop for movies to watch next week or sth when we see trailers.

we think of nice places to eat at.

we spend effectively 4 hours chatting non-stop.

we walk around doing NTH. yet we pretend to be purposeful when we walk around.

whoa. LOVIN' IT!

i've been stressing wanqi out with my reminders to gym and eat healthily. HAHAH.

toast at taka is surprisingly healthy.

i feel muscle aches from gymming yest. when i did the stations for Ms. Fitness and occasionally, for Mr. Fitness. HAHAH. they should ask me to take part. i'm quite free now. =)

i've got a new tuition kid tmr. i think it's a sec 3 boy taking combined science. i better wear nicer tmr. better impress the kid. then i can keep the job. after all, my job is to make the tuition kid understand stuff. and it's always easier to take in stuff from sb u like. so i shall bewitch the boy tmr! HAHAHA. =)

i need to go do some jogging tmr. after my tuition.

so exciting! i'm finally gonna meet up with my lovely frens next week. ! =)

this incessant working out better work out. OOH! pun intended. =)

Hui Wen
3/08/2007 10:37:00 PM

UPDATE!Wednesday, March 07, 2007

hello!

i LOVE ugly betty coz it's so devil wears prada! am i being slow? but i am STARTING to find csi miami nice. simply coz i saw the episode where this woman stole her husband's rolls royce and this son puts insecticide all over this irs taxman's table to give him a slow death! WHOA! so exciting right!

on a completely different note,

I have passed my final theory! woohoo! and i just studied while watching my csi and i had no evaluation test! whoa. i'm boasting, am i not?

i'm gonna be a driver soon! WHEE!

i hit the gym today! HA! wanqi u ought to be ashamed of urself!

i must get serious abt my diet plan. yea. u heard me right!

gonna shower now!

Hui Wen
3/07/2007 07:33:00 PM

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